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Accessibility

Greendale is committed to making our campus accessible to everyone! This includes buildings you can see and close classrooms.

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Affordability

Our "No More Than 64" promise means that students will never pay more than $64 per credit hour!

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Air Conditioning

Is there anything cooler than that?

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Awesome New Friends

We are proud of our countless student organizations, including the Greendale Delta Cubes, Model UN, Club Club, and our beloved Glee Club (#gonebutnotforgotten).

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A Lot of Classes

Check out this upcoming semester's featured classes below!


Featured Classes

Who Indeed: A Critical Analysis of Who's the Boss?

Spanish 101

Pre-Menopausal Post-Feminist Experiential Marketing

Basic Grifting

Ladders

Tony or Angela? The answer to one of television's most complex quandaries has eluded academics for decades. Exercise your critical thinking skills in this cerebrally demanding, yet riveting class taught by Peter Sheffield, Ph.D.

¿Dónde está la biblioteca? Me llamo T-Bone la araña discoteca. Discoteca, muñeca, la biblioteca es en bigote grande, perro, manteca. Manteca, bigote, gigante, pequeño, cabeza es nieve, cerveza es bueno. Buenos días, me gustas papas frías, el bigote de la cabra es Cameron Diaz!

Study marketing in the context of the pre-menopausal experience within a post-feminist society in our municipally renowned Pre-Men/Post-Fem/Ex Mark course.

Learn the art of scamming, stealing, and double-dealing in our entry-level grifting course. Here you will learn to pass a briefcase in a slick manner, then advance to passing 2 briefcases in an even slicker manner. Regulation briefcases are available for purchase at $150 apiece.

Ladders!

At Greendale, scholastic leaders can share their expertise with students who know nothing about anything.

Meet our esteemed faculty ↓

Dean Craig Pelton

Dean Craig Pelton is the current Dean of Greendale Community College. Pelton graduated from Appomattox University with a Bachelor of Education and has worked in education for over 10 years. His vision for Greendale is to create a breeding ground for fun and learning.

Ian Duncan, Ph.D.

Prof. Ian Duncan is the head of the psychology department at Greendale. He earned his Bachelor of Science in Psychology at University of Colorado Boulder, and proceeded to obtain his master's and doctorate degrees at Colorado State University.

June Bauer, Ph.D.

Prof. June Bauer is the head of the Greendale's anthropology department. She is true world traveller who has studied various cultures around the globe. Some of her experiences include hunting monkeys with the Korubo people in the Amazon, and studying tribal culture in Mimpousa, Congo.

Sean Garrity, Ph.D.

Prof. Sean Garrity is the head of the drama department. A serious practitioner of his chosen craft, Garrity has both directed and acted in local productions, most recently Hamlet and Fiddla Please!. He teaches several popular courses, including The Actor Inside, as well as the film studies course Nicholas Cage: Good or Bad?.

Henry Cligoris, Ph.D.

Prof. Henry Cligoris is the head of the political science department. One of his passions is Model UN, and as such he mentors students in the Model UN club at Greendale. He is a deep admirer of Clark M. Eichelberger, one of the founders of the United Nations, and has published several papers on his work.

Señor Benjamin Chang

Ben Chang teaches elementary Spanish at Greendale. Also known as "El Tigre Chino", Chang is enthusiastic about Hispanic culture and is one of the school's most beloved educators. Chang aims to create a safe, beginner-friendly space for students to exercise their language skills. His motto: "Be the Chang you wish to see in the world".

Contact us today to learn more about the programs we can possibly maybe potentially might offer and to inquire about the admission process:

gccadmissions@aol.com

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